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Test 2: How long will the operator stay on the line before they disconnect. Total time 20 minutes 15 second. This is the product of extreme boredness and alot of time on your hands, and some clever speaking on my part. Enjoy.
OPER: SPRINT RELAY 9090F
DIALING 907-694-9031 RINGING 1 ... 2 ...
USER: dont explain relay they've
already used it
OPER: (F)
OPER: (EXPLAINING RELAY)
OPER: I DONT WANT NOTHING TO
DO WITH THIS I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS TRYING TO CALL ME AN THIS IS MY PLACE OF
WORK MY EMPLOYER SO IM GONNA HANG UP (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 9090F GA OR SK
USER:
MOMmY!!!!...my mom hung up on me and doesn't want to talk me...WHY?? why doesnt
she love me?!...hello?operator?..
OPER: NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA
USER: can
you answer my question?? why doesnt my mother love me..is it cause im deaf? i
dont understand wont you help me...do you love me?operator?please help
me..........
OPER: NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA
USER: i only know my mom work
phone number, what numbers do you know? i like letters more than i like
numbers..l a m f t s c o z b r n m e w m y m m...do you know alot of leters? i
like letters...i think you spelled number wrong..it has vowels in it...vowels
are special too, a e i o p is why a vowel too?..my friend jimmy told me it
was....hello? is the operator there?
OPER:
USER:
OOPPEERRAATTOORR...ECHO..echo..echo.ech..o.why dont you love me..i also like
cheese. i dont like eggs, cause they come from chickens..i killed a chicken,
that chicken hated me but i hated it first. why dont you talk to me operator,
what did i do to you...i dont hate you, do you hate me? i wasnt always deaf you
know..i was in an accident,
USER: i fell and now i cant hear anything..i was at
the pool..your not supposed to run on the sides but i did, the kid was getting
ahead of me..so i ran ahead of him then i put him in a choker hold..then when he
stopped moving i shoved him the water but i slipped doing so...now im deaf...i
never heard what happened to the kid..hes not at school any more...he was asking
for it i mean you dont cut infront of people at the pool..its just not
cool...you know...if your listening to me press 1..
OPER: 1
USER: HORRAY thank
you for listening its nice to have someone listen to you...so how are you
operator ive been talking for 19 minutes what has happened in your life..
OPER:
(AGENTS CANNOT CARRY CONVERSATIONS WITH CALLERS) GA
USER: who's gonna find out i
mean come on.
OPER: (AGENTS CANNOT CARRY CONVERSATIONS WITH CALLERS) GA
USER:
but you want to talk to me? if you could carry on conversations what would you
tell me?
OPER: NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA
USER: if you start talking to your
mic and type to me you can fool your boss into thinking your working...just say
some of the stuf ive been typing and theyll never know...plus youll get paid the
same amount if you were talking to someone on the phone....wouldnt you agree....
OPER: ( HELLO THIS IS RELAY SUPERVISOR MARC 9593 SPEAKING CAN WE PLEASE HAVE THE
NUMBER YOU WISH TO CALL ... IF YOU DO NOT PROVIDE A NUMBER THIS CALL WILL BE
TERMINATED ) GA
USER: hello marc can i talk to
9090?she was nice to me, she talked to me and we had cyber a
good fun conversation...please put her on here. (the 's are what happens when you
press backspace)
OPER: ( I M SORRY BUT THE OPERATOR IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE PERSONAL
CONVERSATION WITH THE CUSTOMER IF YOU WISH TO PLACE A CALL I WILL BE HAPPY TO
HELP YOU ...
USER: my mom doesnt love me do you love me marc
OPER: IF NOT I WILL
HAVE TO DISCONNECT THE LINE ) GA
USER: ..dont disconnect me marc i need somehow
to listen to me..will you listen to me
OPER: ( IF YOU WISH TO TALK TO SOMEONE U
CAN SPEAK TO CUSTOMER SERVICE JUST DISCONNECT AND SELECT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE
ICON ) GA
USER: ..will they talk to me about stuff?
OPER: ( NO THEY WILL TALK TO
YOU ABOUT RELAY ) GA
USER: but i already know about relay..i..i just want to
talk about stuff
OPER: ( WELL WE ARE EXTREMELY BUSY AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO
SIT AND TALK..
USER: ...alot of deaf people calling people? you wouldnt think
this is a widely used service...you never hear about it
OPER: DO YOU WISH TO
PLACE A CALL Q ) GA
OPER: ( WELL YES IT IS AND I HAVE TO GO.. HAVE A WONDERFUL
DAY ) SKK
USER: you too sir can you put 9090 on she's nice...
OPER: (NO I WILL
DISCONNECT THE LINE SINCE YOU ARE NOT PLACING A CALL ) ( PLEASE USE THE RELAY
ONLINE AT A LATER TIME WHEN YOU ARE READY TO PLACE A CALL )
USER: ill place a
call...907-694-9031..its my moms work number but she already said she doesnt
know who i am and doesnt want to use this service...why doesnt she love me?
OPER: ( PLEASE HOLD DIALING NOW)
OPER: SPRINT RELAY 9090F NUMBER CALLING PLS GA
OPER: DIALING 907-694-9031 (F) KELLY (EXPLAINING RELAY)
USER: mommy??
OPER: CAN
YOU RELAY A MESSAGE TO
OPER: THEM AND GIVE THEM A NUMBER TO CALL CUZ THIS IS NOT
A NUMBER FOR THEM TO BE CALLING ITS 694 8998 GA
USER: mommy why did you
disconnect me last time...i love you mommy..
OPER: NO THIS IS NOT THEYVE GOT THE
WRONG NUMBEER THIS IS A BUSINESS GA
USER: mommy i want to talk to you mommy..why
didnt you put a cupcake in my lunch
OPER: THIS IS NORTHRIM BANK THEY HAVE A
WRONG PHONE NUMBER GA
USER: ...i love cupcakes you know that..
OPER: I HAVE TO
GO GOODBYE GA TO SK
USER: my mommy doesnt love me..
OPER: ALL RIGHT GOOD BYE IM
HANGING UP (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 9090F GA OR SK
USER: ...is this marc or
9090..operator..
OPER: NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA
USER: marc or 9090..oh well
im tired and i have to poop goodbye operator...goodbye SK SK
OPER: (THANK YOU FOR SHARING) SK
SK
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