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OK so basically i called my friend charles, but his mom picked up, then i tried calling again and this time she handed the phone off to his dad...oh how fun it is.
OPER: SPRINT RELAY 7302F
OPER: DIALING 907-555-4375
USER: speak
like arnold
OPER: CIRCUITS BUSY
OPER: (REDIALING)
USER: (oprerator when you talk
talk like your arnold schwartzenegger)(ok?)(hey op?)
OPER: ( YES Q) GA
OPER: (
DID U WANT AGENT TO REDIAL THAT NUMBER SINCE CIRCUITS WERE BUSY OR Q) GA
USER:
yeah redial but op? make sure you sound convincing ok?
OPER: ( AGENT IS FEMALE
AND WILL DO THEIR BEST
USER: oh ok
OPER: AS SUPERVISOR SAID WE CAN ONLY TRY TO
DO R BEST) GA
USER: then sound like as manly as you can
USER: redial please
OPER: (REDIALING)
OPER: STILL CIRCUITS ALL BUSY GA
USER: awright try this
number, and try to sound really sexy cause its a guy
OPER: NBR U R CALLING TO
PLS Q GA
USER: its a guy so sound really sexy if you would 1-907-555-9161
OPER:
DIALING 907-555-9161 RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... ( F) HELLO Q
(EXPLAINING RELAY)
USER: hey big boy GA i want you to touch me GA touch my ears
GA
USER: i love it when you touch my ears baby GA (kissing sound)
OPER: IM AT A
THEATRE ITS NOT A VERY GOOD TIME TO TAKE A CALL LIKE THAT GA
OPER: OH MY SKSK
OPER: (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 7302F GA OR SK
USER: damnit they hung up hmmm try this
number dial this 907-555-4767
OPER: DIALING 907-349-4767 RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3
... 4 ... ( F) HELLO .. (EXPLAINING RELAY)
USER: hey baby
OPER: JUST A MINUTE I
NEED TO LET U TALK TO MY HUSBAND
USER: hhahahaahaha
OPER: (EXPLAINING RELAY)
USER: can i talk to your son
OPER: HEY BABY CAN I TALK TO UR SON Q ... WHERES IT
COMING FROM WQ GA WHO IS THIS QGA
USER: let me talk to your son or ill punch you
in the face
OPER: THIS IS MY PHONE GO AHEAD PUNCH ME IN THE FACE GA
USER: oh i
will. right in the face POWWW GA
OPER: WHO IS THIS QQQ GA
USER: this is jaun
himinez pepulutsky the 4th GA
USER: but you can call me frank GA
OPER: I DONT
KNOW THIS INDIVIDUAL IF U WANT TO TALK TO ME CALL AND TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE
URSELF BYE AN D IM HANING XX HANGING UP SKSKS (PERSON HUNG UP)
OPER: SR 7302F GA
OR SK
USER: alright thanks operator you kick ass im gonna go now SK
OPER: UR WELCOME SK ***YOU HAVE
SUCCESSFULLY DISCONNECTED THE CALL***
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