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Jeremy: yo andy?
Me: what
Jeremy:
OPER: SPRINT RELAY 8373F
USER: GA
OPER: DIALING "unknown" RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... STILL RINGING GA
USER: go ahead and redial GA
OPER: (REDIALING)
USER: but don't say anything about sprint relay GA
OPER: RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... (HUNG UP HOW WOULD U LIKE UR CALL ANNOUNCED Q) GA
USER: just say hello thi s is gci and have a call from the arizona prison calling for megan cummins GA would you like to accept GA
OPER: (REDIALING) RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... HELLO
USER: hi is megan home? GA
OPER: FR (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 8373F GA OR SK
USER: ok can we try another number? GA
OPER: NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA
USER: 1 907 555-5253
OPER: DIALING "pamela cassady's number" RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... HI YOUVE REACHED PAMELA CASSADY WITH TUPPERWARE EITHER IM (RECORDING SKIPPED TO BEEP (BEEP) GA
USER: hello pamela this is home designer hotline give us a call GA
OPER: (ANS MACH HUNG UP) GA
USER: ok will you try another number? starting out acting like a cars sells man/girl GA
OPER: (PLS REPEAT HOW U WOULD LIKE UR CALL ANNOUNCED Q) GA
USER: ask them if they would like are interested in buying a new dodge viper for half price GA special offer for david snow GA 1907 555 2851 GA
OPER: DIALING "david snow's number" RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... HELLO GA
USER: yes hello is this david snow?
OPER: HALF PRICE OFF A VIPER HUH WHAT A DEAL! BUT NOT TODAY..
USER: yes GA
USER: but sir GA we have a very big discount price just for you GA
USER: we will add in a life time membership GA
OPER: A DISCOUNT PRICE FOR A VIPER FOR ME Q GA
USER: to the viper club it is free but there in a confidentiality code we must stick with
OPER: WELL THATS OK IM NOT INTERESTED I APPRECIATE IT THOUGH (PERSON HUNG UP) SR 8373F GA OR SK
USER: ahhahhahha thank you
OPER: (UR WELCOME) SKSK
USER: have a nice day alright i should be callin someone later though WAIT ACTUALLY can you dial another number for me? GA
OPER: NBR U R CALLING TO PLS Q GA
USER: "peggy's number" and when you call say "yes hello we would like to talk to peggy”
USER: yes go ahead GA hello peggy we have a call from the anchorage juvenile facilities would you like to accept this call?
OPER: OK.. C AN U HOLD FOR JUST A SECOND Q GA
USER: yes go ahead GA
OPER: YES ILL ACCEPT GA
USER: GA ok one moment the call is coming through GA
OPER: PLS HOLD
USER: dangit alright i know 5 minutes get away from me GA ok one moment the call is coming through GA hello mrs jones its me they won't let me speak direct GA (sad tone) mrs jones are you there? GA god i'm gonna be here for ever
OPER: UHM WHO IS THIS Q GA
USER: and no one will save me GA just because my wife cheated on me GA (sad tone) why why why why i'm 18 years old GA isnt that old enough for her
OPER: IS IS THIS JEREMY Q GA
USER: ? GA
OPER: I NEED TO KNOW WHO U ARE Q GA
USER: mrs jones...its me!! GA
OPER: WHO IS ME Q GA
USER: .....you don't want to help me do you.... GA
OPER: I WOULD IF I KNEW WHO U WERE GA
USER: my name is james cotton field.... this is leslie jones isn't it? GA your daughters are kimberly and julie GA
OPER: NO.. I THINK U GOT THE WRONG NUMBER GA
USER: NO
OPER: NO.. NO.. GA
USER: O NO
USER: THEY ONLY GAVE ME ONE PHONE CALL GA PLEASE DON'T HANG UP GA
OPER: THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER (LAME!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jeremy: i got kims ma to blieve it was the juvenile facilities
Jeremy: and that i was in jail bla bla bla for shooting a squirrel
Me: lol
Jeremy: and ya it was so freakin
funny
Me: hey whats your ip? (so
i decided to fuck up his comp)
Me: www.whatismyip.com
Me: shows a bunch of numbers
Jeremy: ya i know you gonna ruin it lol
Jeremy: "his ip"
Jeremy: but oh well
Jeremy: lol Waiting for "Jeremy" to accept the file "Patch.exe" (484 Kb, less than 5 minutes with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer. Transfer of file "Patch.exe" has been accepted by "Jeremy". Starting transfer... Transfer of "Patch.exe" is complete.
Me: run it (YOU NEVER
RUN A PROGRAM YOU DONT KNOW)
Jeremy: alls i got was a picuture of it
Jeremy: ?
Me: anything happening
Jeremy: ya my disc thing opened
Jeremy: then shut
Jeremy: what is it?
Me: anything happen
Jeremy: no my disc thing just keeps openin and closin
Jeremy: what is it?
Jeremy: ?
Jeremy: ?1?!?!?!?!?
Me: anything happening other than the disc thing?
Jeremy: no what is it supposed to do?
Jeremy: ???
Me: use the calculator more (opened calculater.exe)
Jeremy: not tell you tell me what it is
Me: back door
Me: gives me control of your comp
Jeremy: hahaha how do i get control of other peoples?
Me: tell me whats happening
Jeremy: well a
thing poped up for the internet (opened playboy.com)
Me: type someting
Jeremy:
Jeremy: show me how to do that!! (just got control of his mouse)
Jeremy: i wana do that
Jeremy: !!!!
Jeremy: tell me pllleeeasssee
Jeremy: i'll pay you
Jeremy: i'll get you laid!
Me: lol
Jeremy: tell me i'm serious
Jeremy: stop fucisnt this funkin wiht it damnit
Me: guitar tabs? (checking what
internet windows he has open)
Jeremy: hahah
Me: adnserch.com
Jeremy: i have to go my ma is comin down
Jeremy: you gonna tell me how you do that stuff?
Me: yeah
Me: netbus
Jeremy: dude fix it
Jeremy: you messed it up
Me: its fine
Jeremy: no my mom is gonna come down and see it like this
Jeremy: and get pissed!
Me: cya
"Jeremy: has left the
conversation"(turned off his computer)
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