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So this is a very long discussion i had with a
retarded canadian. Some things to notice while reading, 1. I was into myg0t at
the time, and r4ging was the thing to do, 2. myg0t spammed this guys forums till
he had to shut them down, 3. 1337 speak typing was just emerging so it was ok to
use it in everyday speech. enjoy!
Me: hi
Jerome: who r
u
Me: heard j00 got jor forums
pwned
Jerome: i didnt get shi
owned
Jerome: they posted HTML strings,
thats not "owning"
Me: hahahah j00 r
pwned
Jerome: it would take 2 seconds for
me to fix it
Jerome: speak enlgish you fucking
child
Jerome: myg0t is
nothing
Me: say myg0t pwnz my
face
Jerome: man, what did u guys
do?
Jerome: spam my gay ass message
board, on my gay ass site?
Jerome: its like throwing a pebble
at a giant, it means nothing.
Jerome: answer me back
chile
Me:
chile?
Me: am i a
food?
Me:
wow
Me:
chile?
Jerome: You want to see
owned?
Me:
pwned*
Me: say it
rite
Me:
nigger
Jerome: pwned? myg0ts bullshit
english
Jerome: lick my nut sack, and respect
Jerome: your little gaming site
won't last that long
Me: how old are you
15?
Jerome: I promise that, HYY got war
with the,
Jerome: 15?
lol
Jerome: im 23
Me: wow and yet your trying to
threaten a gaming site? get a life
Jerome:
lol
Jerome:
irony.
Me: y do j00 care about hax0ring
them? get a life
Jerome: Why do I
care?
Jerome: Because I already had beef
with them,
Me: they raged j00 get ova
it
Me: you were pwned now go cry in teh
corner
Jerome: this just takes the cake...
wayyyy to many script kiddies ( like yourself) 'raging' random
people.
Jerome: I wasn't owned, tell them to
actually hack my site
Me: im r4g3n j00 cause j00 is fun to
r4g3
Jerome: their little HTML script is
bullshit, thats an old trick.
Me: seems to
work
Jerome: Speak english, youre not a
hacker just because you can replace letters with other
letters.
Jerome: And either is that entire
site .
Jerome: Must of you are all hildren
playing computer games in your moms
basements.
Me: i neva said i vas a h4x0r its
called 1337 speech j00 dont hav ta be h4x0r to speek
it
Jerome: So sit down and shut the
fuck up.
Jerome: I don't know how your gay
underground society works.
Me: can j00 not type
correctly?
Me: Must of you are all hildren
playing computer games in your moms
basements.
Jerome: I can type perfecly fine, do
you see an error, bitch?
Me: "must of
you...hildren?"
Jerome: so i missed a c, do you
honestly think I would spell children
'hildren'?
Me:
must?
Jerome: Use your brain
hypocrite.
Jerome: The letter O, and the letter
U are close togehter on the keyboard. Suck my
dick.
Jerome: And I type pretty
fast
Me: j00 need to slow down on ja
typing cause j00 suxor at teh fast type
Jerome: and I honestly don't care if
im not a fucking dictionary too you'r childish
ass.
Jerome: No, relly I
don't
Jerome: I just don't care
bitch.
Me:
relly
Me:
relly
Me:
relly
Me:
relly
Me:
hahahaha
Jerome: I'm tired of agruing with
you children.
Me: theres only one of
me
Jerome: all of
myg0t.
Me: none of them are
here
Me: im a random
poster
Me: im not
myg0t
Me:
hahahaha
Me: j00 r sooooo
stupid
Me:
hahahahaha
Jerome: Doesn't matter, you support
them, so your entitiled to the classifaction of
'them'.
Jerome: It makes sence, good
day...
(at this point he left the
conversation)(then he rejoined later)
Me:
bak?
Jerome:
bak?
Me:
yes
Jerome: it's spelled
back.
Me: j00 r
bak
Me: hahah dont try to tell m3h how
to type
Jerome: let me help you out, 'you
are back'
Jerome: it's spelled
'me'
Me: it's spelled 'spelled'
Me: y do i need help j00 understand
fine
Jerome: not m3h... do you use those
words in grade eight english too?
Me: grade 8? r j00 canadian too?
damn i feel sorreh for j00
Jerome: You're in fucking
Jerome: you in an igloo
bitch
Me: hahah took a second to look at
meh profile
Jerome: You're not even
american
Me:
hahaha
Me:
ahahaa
Me: hahahaha
Jerome: Russia sold your sorry ass state
away.
Me: hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaa
Jerome: Ugly frozen peice of land.
Me: our state pays us 2000$ every year cause of oil
exports
Me: dumass hahahaha
Jerome: $2000
Jerome: lol for OIL?
Me: sux 2 be j00
Jerome: LOL LOL., LOL
Jerome: LOL $2000?
Me: jes
Jerome: thats it, you fucking idiot, oil is worth MILLIONS
(heres where he shows just how smart he is)
Me: haha
Jerome: not thousands.
Jerome: LOL
JeroMe: So you can't count either.... damn american
education is gay ?(hahahahah)
Me: your fucking retarded aren't you
Me: ok their are 648,818 people in
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jerome: Thats a load of shit.
Me: J)) DUMASS
Me: AHAHAH
Jerome: it's spelle, 'dumbass'
Me: you think thats all the moneh?
Me: thats just left over
Me: that state doesnt know what to do
with
Me: ahahahahaha
Jerome: Inbread.
Me: ohhhhh
Me: nice comebak
Jerome: . reaches for a smoke pack
Me: *inbred*
Me: smoke pack? i dont speek canadian
Me: whats that all aboot?
Jerome: Thats the best retort i can come up with, all your
shit is nonsensical, fictional, bullshit.
Me: hahahahaa
Jerome: a Smoke pack
Jerome: A pack of smokes,
Jerome: Did your DARE teacher explain what smokes are to
you son?
Me: what shit am i giving thats fictional and
nonsensical?
Jerome: the $2000 part is fictional, the nonsensical part is your
constant rambiling about nothing just so you shall feel superior. (https://www.pfd.state.ak.us/
dumass)
Me: or did j00
spell that wrong too
Me: 2000$ is
true
Jerome: gte a
dictionary
Me: learn to type
Me: do j00 live
in
Me: NO
Jerome: your right, i don't.... point
being?
Me: then why r j00 saying j00 know more a bout it den
meh?
Jerome: I study world economy is college.
Jerome: You will learn that when you get older
too
Jerome: God-damn ingrate americans
Me: do j00 live
here? no..i live here i know more ABOUT
Me: theres no "-" in goddamn
Jerome: Sooner or later, we will rush your
border
Me: hahahahahahhwith WAHT
Jerome:
Me: AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: AHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: dear god thats good stuff
Jerome: No, I actually learned that.
Me: what that secretly jor countries gonna try to take the
strongest world powers state?
Me: no reply?
Jerome:
Me: pantomimist is not a word
Jerome: You won't last long, rest
assured.
Me: ahahahahahahaghahaa
Me: ahahahahahahahahaha
Me: hahahahahahahaah
Me: ahahahahaha
Jerome: You think Americans give a shit about your
state
Me: vat r joo jus stupid?
Me: aahahahhahaha
Jerome: Intercontenantal bull
Jerome: Learn politics before you speak
boy.
Me: and this is coming from you?
Jerome: Your country was payed for ,
Jerome: never claimed.
Me: who thinks
Jerome: Not now,
Me: ven?
Me: hehehe
Jerome: I'm saying, if it was chosen too
Jerome: America couldn't defend it.
Me: to*
Jerome: and it wouldn't be worth it
either.
Me: defend do j00 know how much military
Jerome: Like
Me: actually
Jerome: Millitary, yes I'm aware of the SAM's they are
developing
Jerome: In case of an attack from
Jerome: But they are on the western side.
Jerome: YOU are basically candian
Me: hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Me: hahahahahahaah
Me: ahahahahahahahahaha
Me: aghahahahhahahaha
Me: haahhahahahahaha
Me: ahahhhahahaahahah
Me: jes vee r canadaian cause j00 know that canada bought
us [/sarcasm]
Jerome: purchasing Alaska would help strengthen America's
relations with Russia.
Jerome: Thats all
Jerome: Americans bought ur land
Jerome: Your more russian and canadian then you are
american fool
Me: and made it a state
Me: hahahahahahaahahaha
Jerome: Nobody imigrate to alaska
Me: actually we get alot of candians who move
ova
Me: but they neva tell j00 that in classes do
jay
Jerome: I don't understand you
Jerome: too much god damn childish slang.
Jerome: It's not hip to talk like a
retard
Jerome: Becaus think about it, j00 isntead of you, it
REALLY DOES sound reatarded
Jerome: Or german,.
Me: actually we get alot of canadians who move over to
give j00 time to think
Me: thought so
Jerome: No,
Jerome: I have nothing to say about that
Jerome: I bet they do,
Jerome: I didn't so what the fuck does it
matter?
Me: “Jerome: Nobody imigrate to
Jerome: Americans fool
Me: j00 said dat
Me: that all j00 got
Jerome: if you listened to what I was talking
about.
Jerome: I ment AMERICANS
Jerome: who wants to live near the north
pole?
Me: j00 neva specified
Jerome: Seriously, nobody.
Jerome: What, I have to be simpilar for your retarded
alaskian ass? (alaskian?)
Me: actually we have a city named North Pole
Jerome: go outside and ask a fucking polar bear
nigga
Me: polar bears live about 900 miles north of
us
Jerome: Whats your point?
Jerome: 1500 is NOTHING
Me: “Jerome: who wants to live near the north
pole?”
Jerome: My small little town has more people then that, and
its mostlye country
Jerome: population 90,000....
Me: wow i dont care about j0r town j00 said no one wants to
live in teh north pole...1500 do
Jerome: lol
Jerome: more people died in th world trade
center
Jerome: YOOUR PROVING MY POINT
Jerome: obviously SOME people want to live their.
(what??)
Jerome: Hell alaska is beautiful
Jerome: But too cold man
Me: huh but j00 said no one wants to live in north
pole?
Jerome: You know what I ment.
Me: j00 r vary confusing
Jerome: there are ALWAYS stupid people that will do
anything.
Jerome: I'm saying general population .
Me: like start a life and family there?
Me: thats anything?
Jerome: Yes it is
JeroMe: it is ANYTHING isnt it?
Jerome: Or is it nothing?
Me: hehe trying to get off topic eh?
Jerome: No , I'm on topic, lol
Jerome: I don't care to argue anymore
though.
Me: topic is j00 vere r4g3d but then somehow j00 managed to
sneak a peek at meh profile and went off on it
Jerome: I do have one question though, how far is you'r
nearest neighbour?
Me: my nearest neighbor is about hmmm 10
feet
Jerome: Great.
Me: lol j00 thought longer?
Jerome: Well lets stop the bikering, i don't have
time.
Me: *bickering
Me: hahahahaha j00 r vera ignorant
Jerome: You are. (that’s the best comeback he could come up
with apparently)
Me: hahahahahahhaha
Jerome: There are some parts in alaska where people are
pretty spread out
Me: r j000 sure j0r 22?
Jerome: Since the population of your city North Pole is
1500, it only backs up my case.
Jerome: I'm 23,
Jerome: not 22
Me: thats a small town anchorage is much
larger
Jerome: I'm sure.
Jerome: I'm just saying Alska isnt HUGE
man
Jerome: their arent THAT many people.
Me: eagle river (small town just outside it) 30,000
+
Jerome: cool
Jerome: anyways, I don't got beef with you
kid.
Jerome: So chill, your not, and I'm not proving
anything.
Jerome: my town is 90,000, thats REALLY
small.
Jerome: toronto is right beside me, population 4 fucking
million
Jerome: so chill
Jerome: it's 9:12am over here
Jerome: i need sleep
Me: night
Me: f4g
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