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These are by far the best IRC pranks ever done. They are not
mine, I take no credit for them. But seriously these are
hilarious
Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is
this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the
hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with
you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl:
of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't ******* laugh at
me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a ******* break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops
are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy:
It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are
******* sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't
one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: **** you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy:
I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you
were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then
what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most
cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the
picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl:
alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me
back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller
than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl:
yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl:
this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You
look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh
guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was
going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam
me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I
can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on
his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a
******* asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl:
and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No
you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got
off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I
thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need
a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out
is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different
ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy:
You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy:
cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call
me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy:
Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me
to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I
need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you
need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start
to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be
serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do
you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl:
sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage
your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up
against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge
up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl:
Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl:
HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with
every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my
mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back
and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry
apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from
the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl:
OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your
wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Boy:
Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy
apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The
celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys
away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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