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These are by far the best IRC pranks ever done. They are not mine, I take no credit for them. But seriously these are hilarious.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja:
Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I
like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you
softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real
beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my
mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still
don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the
Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of
the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your
body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja:
Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack,
leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur
congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist
Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it
was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard
now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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